She's on the Rag (Alternate Version) [Bonus Track] Lyrics & Tabs by Steel Panther
She's on the Rag (Alternate Version) [Bonus Track]
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I was 12 years old and never been laid,
I wanted to go to a party one day,
But my mom said fuck that in the A,
Go do your spelling and your algebrá
I couldn't understand the reason,
She threw a cock block on the boy,
Then I remembered that she was a woman,
And that time of the month never seemed to coincide with joy
So I snuck out the back, went anyway,
Bitch aint gonna fuckin ruin my day,
Just because she's on the rag,
She's on the rag
She's on the rag
I was hangin out chillin in a public pool,
With my two-tone OP's feelin cool,
She's on the rag
I was hangin out chillin in a public pool,
With my two-tone OP's feelin cool,
I looked at the shallow end and what did I see,
More blood than a scene on jaws 3D,
The waters gettin dark and cloudy,
Little kids trying to swim away,
Teen girl smack in the middle,
Sharing all the all the joys of menstruation on an august day
Now she's mad at her mom,
Hates her dad,
For never tellin her about Maxi Pads,
The whole pool knows she's on the rag,
She's on the rag
She's on the rag
She's on the rag,
And it's ruining her fuckin' day,
Messin' up her summers eve,
Too bad she couldn't get spayed
Does anybody ever really need to know,
When the girl next to you is getting menstrual flow,
If you still get the giggles 'bout blood below,
It's about fuckin' time that you started to grow
Cause you'd be kickin the dog,
Kickin the cat,
Eatin ice cream and gettin real fat!
That's how you deal with, bein' on the rag,
Bein' on the rag
Bein' on the rag
