Shamwow Song Lyrics & Tabs by Rhett and Link
Shamwow Song
guitar chords lyrics
Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow
You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel
It's like a chamois, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge
A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV
ShamWow holds twenty times its weight in liquid
Look at this, it just does the work
Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine
Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff
You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat
Drain your dishes with the other one
Use one as a towel
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel
Drain your dishes with the other one
Use one as a towel
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel
Look at that, completely dry
Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters
Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola, pet stains
Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew
That is going to smell (See that?)
The most absorbent, we're gonna do this in real time
Look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over
Without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there
You followin' me, camera guy?
The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up
No other towel's gonna do that
It acts like a vacuum
And look at this, virtually dry on the bottom
See what I'm telling ya?
ShamWow! You'll be saying wow every time!
