Seuss vs Shakespeare Lyrics & Tabs by Nice Peter
Seuss vs Shakespeare
guitar chords lyrics
Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid
Ye hoebag
Youre an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads, it's so sad
And to top it off
not a doctor
I've never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote
I've never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote
The Twilight books
I would not could not on a boat
boring ass plays
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death
You leave a classroom
end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
ruffled neck ass
I got a best selling book about me coming back
I'm switching up my style like the Beatles
Each is such a wonder with a
plethora
You're pathetically predictable
You think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures
The Bard
It's a castle I'm a boss
I bet I'm Parliament
I'm positive, I'm killing it
the plague I never caught
A baller baller on some
cricket
bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers
You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it's true
Now lets see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2!
We'll smash your Globe
Yo, you may have wrote the
script
but now we running the
show
fancy words
and send 'em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pyjamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you
some ham and green eggs
We'll break offa your legs
All does not end well
we bust out our cage
upstaged
played!
