Santa Is a Gangsta (Radio Edit) Lyrics & Tabs by Nice Peter
Santa Is a Gangsta (Radio Edit)
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Yeah
Ya'll know what time it is!
11: 50 PM
December 24th
Oh, oh, oh
I'm getting ready
I'm lacing up my coal black boots
I got my cap on straight
And I'm sipping on a deuce deuce
I've been eating chocolates for a month to remind me
The big night's coming got the whole crew behind me
It's reindeer's, beeyatch
I flip the swi-atch
I'm judging mad kids like I was Justice Scalia-atch the good one, the bad ones committing little crimes
I mad a big ass-list and I check that sh– two times
If your name's got a plus then you're getting hooked up
Gonna wake to find a phat-ass present in a box
Your name's got a negative?
You better watch your ass
I'm putting f-cking coal in your socks, motha f-ckas
I know what you did
I see you when you're sleeping, b-tch
I know where you live
Everybody wants to try to hat the player, hate the game
Little G's around the world know my name
Cause Santa is a Motha-f-cking Gangsta
Santa Claus is coming riding in a sled so fast
Santa Claus is coming
So you better watch your ass
He's making a list
He's checking that sh-t in the North pole, not the South
Santa Claus is coming
And you're gonna get a candy cane, d-ck, in yo' mouth
Don't be comin' round to the pole
Cause it's cold
You wanna step to my boss?
You gonna end up getting midget tossed
I stand next to your mom
And use her p-ssy hairs as dental floss
I'm a short little thug but get this sh-t done
And when the toys is finished then I like to have some fun
I be smoking blunts of mistle toe all night long using Rudolph's nose to light that bong
Anybody want to try to step to the Kringle Krew?
I show up at your house, and I stomp you with my jingle shoes
Say what?
You ain't scared cause I'm three feet tall?
Watch me stab you in the kneecaps
And bite you in the b-lls.
I'm a shorty in a whole crew of shorties
They do all my work for me
So why don't you just bl-w me homie, I'm gangsta
Santa Claus is coming
Riding in a sled so fast
Stana Claus is coming
So you better watch your zss
He's making a list
He's checking that sh-t
He's checking that sh-t in the North pole, not the S
Santa Claus is coming
And you're gonna get a candy cane, d-ck, in yo' mouth
All you naughty boys and naughty girls out there
Watch yo' step
All you copy cat b-tches in the shopping malls
How many of you motha f-ckas
Got chocolate shaped like you?
S.C.
E.L.F.
In the house
Christmas
I'd like to send this out to Dopey
Haven't seen you in a while motha f-cka
I wear pajamas
