Royals Parody Lyrics & Tabs by Bart Baker
Royals Parody
guitar chords lyrics
I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head.
I'm so boring
but I act like this on purpose
so rebellious teens
can relate to me
And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
I don't care
you can't tell but I just shat my jeans
And now I'm gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love
Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
Aw hell no!
You might as well say fried chicken also!
Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist)
Aw hell no!
You might as well say fried chicken also!
Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist)
But I don't give a fuck
hip hop culture totally sucks
Guys stop beating each other up
But this vid is so awful (awful)
and we live in poverty,
please just kill me!
No me!
No me!
No me!
Calm down guys watch some TV.
All of my animals are dead.
They killed themselves because I am a zombie.
And every one who says I'm racist
I swear that I'm not.
I just live with skinheads
And now I'm gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate
Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
I don't care.
I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams.
Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash
I would rather pretend I need food stamps
You fake bitch
now how the hell am I supposed to eat?
All rich people can suck it. (suck it)
I am such a hypocrite
even though now I am loaded.
I'm gonna act impoverished
Play this shit on repeat (repeat)
If you want to hate me
and maybe you'll see (you'll see) (you'll see) (you'll see)
how terrible I can be
