Royal Rumble Lyrics & Tabs by Astro Safari USA
Royal Rumble
guitar chords lyrics
I knew this one girl who really liked wrestling
Yo we should body slam she would always text me
She says she likes it hardcore
Baseball bats and barbed wire
Thumb tacks that are on fire
Yo i think something ain't right
She threw me through a table last night
She don't knowit ain't real life
(But you should see our home movies... they're pretty tight)
I'm in awe and it's awesome
She's like dope it's a problem
Yeah she a funny hoe
She's always laughin'
And her middle finger always flashin'
I was like girl you so stone cold
She's always laughin'
And her middle finger always flashin'
I was like girl you so stone cold
You Steve Austin
Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden
We're just gettin' started
Let's get ready to rumble
I can take some bumps man
I can take some tumbles
But she thinks that every night is like the fucking Royal Rumble
Then I start to get a little scared
When she grabs the steel chair
Like we on the top rope girl how'd you get there
Yo I think something ain't right
Gave me The People's Elbow last night
She don't know it ain't real life
(Now that was pretty messed up, I wouldn't let her do that again)
I'm in awe and it's awesome
She's like dope it's a problem
Yeah she a funny hoe
She's always laughin'
And her middle finger always flashin'
I was like girl you so stone cold
You Steve Austin
Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden
We're just gettin' started
Let's get ready to rumble shorty
Let's get ready to rumble shorty
Let's get ready to rumble
Maybe I'd be down if you calle your friend
We could have a little bout for the tag team championship
An irish whip to the ropes
I'm bouncin' back with a clothesline, think the belt's mine then you
Drops the leg drop, the Brooke Hogan
Her finishing move and a slogan
I'm knocked up, I'm Seth Rogen
What man, what you been smokin'
I'm in awe and it's awesome
She's like dope it's a problem
Yeah she a funny hoe
She's always laughin'
And her middle finger always flashin'
I was like girl you so stone cold
You Steve Austin
Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden
We're just gettin' started
Let's get ready to rumble shorty
Let's get ready to rumble shorty
Let's get ready to rumble
