Professional Dog Food Taster (Live in London) Lyrics & Tabs by Newton Faulkner
Professional Dog Food Taster (Live in London)
guitar chords lyrics
he was a professional dog food taster
but nobody believed him
people thought he might be a spy
but in reality he was quite boring
he worked for all the major companies
he worked his way up the dog food chain
he was a professional
he worked so hard
he never found the time for friends
he never socialised
he felt so alone
'cause when he talked about his job
people thought he told them lies
nobody would believe
he was a professional dog food taster
but no one would believe him
people thought he might be a spy
but in reality he was quite boring
he worked for all the major companies
he worked his way up the dog food chain
he was a professional
one day across the bar
he caught the eye of a girl
he thought he recongised
when he asked her
what she did for work
well the answer came as a
very big suprise
it was very hard to believe
she was a professional dog food taster
and she totally believed him
people thought she might be a spy
but in reality she was quite boring
she'd for all the major companies
she'd worked her way up the dog food chain
she was a professional
they fell in love
and love was they all they ever wanted
they're the same
and no one could believe
they bought a big house in the country
for the kids
and then they opened their own dog food factory
they were both professional dog food tasters
but no one would believe them
people thought they might be a spy
but in reality they were quite boring
they'd worked for all the major companies
they'd worked their way up the dog food chain
