Phoenix Wright With Lyrics (YouTube Version) Lyrics & Tabs by brentalfloss
Phoenix Wright With Lyrics (YouTube Version)
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What if
Phoenix Wright
Had Lyrics?
MORAL KOMBAT
In the near future, courts of law go really fast
No jury, just a judge, gotta win in three days max
My name is Phoenix Wright, and I'm an ace attorney
So grab a seat, groove to the beat, and join me on my journey
I live in California (and by that I mean Japan)
Got a suit of blue, a big red tie, and hair like Gemini Man
It's a comedy of errors with the violence of Macbeth
So cute and charming
(MURDER!)
Zany, whacky, jokey
(DEATH!)
(MURDER!)
Zany, whacky, jokey
(DEATH!)
Yeah, I meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest
The dudes are total dicks, and the ladies have big breasts
Come on, y'all
DICKS!
BOOBIES!
DICKS!
BOOBIES!
DICKS!
BOOBIES!
BOOBIES!
DICKS!
((do that section again))
Uhh... boobies??
I'm rated T for Teen and even one time rated M
But I've got pop culture chops, and each reference is a gem
If you have a big "Objection!" to where I'm coming from
You can "Take that!", "Hold It!", and shove it up your bum
My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer
With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer
So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding
If a witness has a secret, I will find out what they're hiding
Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution
Fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution)
My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense
So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence
Here we go!
"Objection!" -Nope
"Objection!" -Nope
"Objection!" -Nope
Guilty!
(Agh!)
"Objection!" -Nope
"Objection!" -Nope
"Take that!"
Not guilty!
Hehe, uh obviously...
