Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Lyrics & Tabs by Amateur Transplants
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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Hello, thankyou for listening.
My name's Adam Kay, and my name's Suman Biswas.
This album is sponsored by Smaxo-glyth-kline
who have asked us to say a few words about their new drug
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take
So we though 'What could we produce to give you all abreak?'
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS
And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse
So we though 'What could we produce to give you all abreak?'
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS
And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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We tested it on animals and none of them survived
But that's OK 'cos when we wrote the paper up we lied
It's first choice for MI, MS and even for ME
And COPD, HIV, PE and DVT
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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there are some minor side effects and some are not that rare
Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair
And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts
But it's fucking cheap and hey, this is the NHS
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson
It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We sell lots in Japan 'cos it's the antidote to Ricin
The Minister of Health (we hear) will shortly be advising
Take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
