Own Best Friend Today Lyrics & Tabs by Electric Sorcery
Own Best Friend Today
guitar chords lyrics
Just believe in Own Best Friend and you can be your Own Best Friend.
Now you need you Own Best Friend.
You gotta own Best Friend today.
With electric bone best friend, you can drive her home best friend.
Make your lady moan best friend.
For $69.
95 you can own Best Friend today.
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Be confident, masculine and finally accepted.
Believe in Own Best Friend.
Doubles as a stylish cod piece.
Be confident, masculine and finally accepted.
Believe in Own Best Friend.
Doubles as a stylish cod piece.
Own Best friend should not be used if you are pregnant of nursing.
Consult a physician if chafing or bleeding occurs.
I believe in Own Best friend.
I can be my own best friend.
Now I need my Own Best Friend.
I'm gonna own Best Friend Today.
Now I got my Own Best Friend.
Now the fun will never end.
So confident with Own Best Friend I'm gonna get me a date with that little hottie Mary Brown.
Hi, uh, uh, Mary?
Yeah, who are you?
I'm, uh, Bobby.
Okay?
Would you uh, that is do you uh, can I take you uh, would you like to get some pizza with me?
Hmm, you're so nervous.
You're kind of cute though in a weird, creepy sort of way.
Okay, pick me up at seven.
I got no goddamn car.
Oh great, I'll meet you there then, house of pizza at seven, okay?
uh huh, yeah, ok, uh, friend.
Go?
Now that I got Own Best friend.
I'm so hot with Own Best Friend.
Gonna get my own girlfriend.
Oh she's so hot, she's so hot, she's so hot, Mary Brown!
I'm the man with Own Best Friend.
Finally my sadness ends.
I'm gon get myself some friends.
Don't fool yourself girl, yes I'm gonna jam this thing right up in your booty now.
How's yer pizza?
Mm, good.
Mines too… hot.
uh huh?
You know, there's a shed out back.
They call it the love shack.
With a dirty mattress.
Would you like to… take me there?
UH HUH!
To the dirty mattress?
Oh, oh Bobby, ooh yeah, oh its so… hard.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Some kind of strap on?
What kind of girl do you think I am?
Wait ‘til the kids at school hear about this!
Oh no I've done it again.
Now you'll never have no friends.
This is where the party ends.
You blew your shot at this girlfriend with Own Best Friend today.
Everybody now hear this.
Little Bobby smells like piss, plus he don't know how to kiss.
So run home crying and change your little dirty pants while we point and smile and laugh.
You got no friends, you got no friends, YOU GOT NO FRIENDS!!!
