Opening Lyrics & Tabs by Stephen Sondheim
Opening
guitar chords lyrics
Show us some karate.
No, Robert would you like some more coffee, love? You, Harry?
No, I want some karate. I wanna see how my money is being wasted.
No.
Do one thing.
No.
Oh, c'mon. I really would give anything to see you do just one thing. I bet you're excellent. Hey, I'll be your partner.
No. Harry, this is embarassing.
Oh, c'mon
Oh my God. Alright. One throw. Harry, do you wanna stand there?
Where?
There.
Ok, I'm standing here. Now what?
Ok, now just come at me.
Oookay.
Ok, I'm standing here. Now what?
Ok, now just come at me.
Oookay.
It's the little things you do together
Do together
Do together
That make perfect relationships
The hobbies you pursue together
Savings you acrue together
Looks you misconstrue together
That make marriage a joy
Mmmhm
That's very good.
Once more, let's do it once more!
Harry, could I have another bourbon?
Uncle?
Uncle your ass.
It's the little things you share together
Swear together
Wear together
That make perfect relationships
The concerts you enjoy together
Neighbors you annoy together
Children you destroy together
That keep marriage intact
It's not so hard to be married
When two manuever as one
It's not so hard to be married
And Jesus Christ is it fun
It's sharing little winks together
Drinks together
Kinks together
That make marriage a joy
It's bargains that you shop together
Cigarettes you stop together
Clothing that you swap together
That make perfect relationships
Uh-huh
Mmhmm
It's not talk of God or the decade ahead that allows you to get through the worst
It's I do and you don't and nobody said that
And who brought the subject up first
It's the little things
The little things, the little things, the little things
The little ways you try together
Cry together
Lie together
That make perfect relationships
Becoming a cliche together
Growing old and gray together
Withering away together
That make marriage a joy
It's not so hard to be married
It's much the cleanest of crimes
It's not so hard to be married
I've done it three or four times
It's people that you hate together
Bait together
Date together
That make marriage a joy
It's things like using force together
Shouting 'til you're hoarse together
Getting a divorce together
That make perfect relationships
Uh-huh
Kiss kiss
Mmhmm
Wow, will you look at the time? I've gotta get going.
Aaww.
Listen, I had a great time.
So did we.
It was great to see you. You sure you wouldn't care for a nightcap?
Right. No, I mean no. I mean, will I see you guys soon?
Don't answer that Harry, he gets no more questions that sneaky Pete.
I'll turn out the lights.
I will. I always do.
No you don't.
Harry. I love you.
