Newspapermen Lyrics & Tabs by Pete Seeger
Newspapermen
guitar chords lyrics
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
He knows the low-down (now it can be told).
I'll tell you quite reliably off the record
About some charming people I have known,
For I meet politicians, and grafters by the score,
Killers plain and fancy, it's really quite a bore.
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
He wallows in corruption, crime, and gore.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, city desk;
Hold the press, Hold the press;
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
It's a mess, meets the test.
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
It's wonderful to represent the press.
Now, you remember Mrs. Sadie Smuggery.
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
It's wonderful to represent the press.
Now, you remember Mrs. Sadie Smuggery.
She needed money for a new fur coat.
To get insurance, she employed skullduggery.
She up and cut her husband's only throat.
She chopped him into fragments, she stuffed him in a trunk.
She shipped it all back yonder to her uncle in Podunk.
Now, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
It must have startled poor old Sadie's unc.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, city desk;
Hold the press, Hold the press;
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
It's a mess, meets the test.
Oh, a newspaperman meets such interesting people!
It's wonderful to represent the press.
Now, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
I've met the gal with million-dollar knees.
Oh, so the guy who sat five years upon a steeple;
Just where the point was I could never see.
Yes, I've met Capone and Hoover, and lots of other fakes.
I've even met a genius who swallows rattlesnakes.
Oh, a newspaperman meets such interesting people!
The richest girl who could not bake a cake.
Ting-a-ling
Ting-a-ling
Ting-a-ling
Now, newspapermen are such interesting people!
They used to work like hell just for romance,
But finally, the movies notwithstanding,
They all got tired of patches on their pants.
They organized a union to get a living wage.
They joined with other actors upon a living stage.
Now newspapermen are such interesting people,
When they know they've got a people's fight to wage.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, Newspaper Guild,
got a free new world to build;
Meet the people, that's a thrill,
All together fits the bill.
Now, newspapermen are such interesting people!
It's wonderful to represent the Guild.
Oh, publishers are such interesting people!
Their policy's an acrobatic thing.
They claim they represent the common people.
It's funny Wall Street never has complained.
But the publishers have worries, for publishers must go
To working folks for readers, and big shots for their dough.
Now, are publishers are such interesting people!
It could be press-titution, I don't know.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, circulation.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, advertising
Get those readers, get that payoff
What a headache, what a mess.
Oh, publishers are such interesting people!
Let's give three cheers for freedom of the press.
