Nerd Lyrics & Tabs by Beefy
Nerd
guitar chords lyrics
It's not hard to see that I'm not cool.
Not too many friends when I was in school.
So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap,
And I became a smart-aleck, started talking crap.
Never really concerned with popularity
Because I was in a basement rolling 20-d
Throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider
I wrote fanfics and called myself a writer.
The only one who still thinks I'm awesome.
The only adult still yelling, "Awesome Possum! �
A couple of my friends have owned a ferret
You might have muscles but I'm not scared yet.
You might have ladies. Ok, I'll concede
That I'd give up Coca Cola if I could get a lady.
I don't have low self-esteem, it's only a word.
You might have ladies. Ok, I'll concede
That I'd give up Coca Cola if I could get a lady.
I don't have low self-esteem, it's only a word.
So stand up and be proud if your ass is a nerd.
I'm a nerd.
There's nothing I can do about it.
I'm a nerd.
I roleplay and I brag about it.
I'm a nerd.
On the net till 5 am.
I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.
But that's who I am.
I never listened to what my gym teacher said,
So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead.
I doodle all day and I can't concentrate
So much so that my fat ass almost didn't graduate.
For clarification I'm a nerd. Not a geek.
Geeks get good grades. I get in trouble when I speak.
Geeks get excited about a science fieldtrip.
Nerds don't really care because my people skip.
We act superior but we still watch cartoons.
Laughing our asses off yelling out, "Hesh Rules! �
With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night.
Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight.
Playing table top games, and CCGs (Collectable Card Games)
And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey Ds
Playing pirated movies and stolen CDs.
Internet celebrity homes, I do what I please.
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I step on the dance floor but I won't move.
All I do is bob my head when I'm feeling the groove.
Calculator in my pocket and there's one on my wrist
I got this sexy nerd flavor that you can't resist.
Man, don't forget, I got this magic ring
That does +5 fire damage. That's some powerful bling.
Out nerd me? Don't try. I'll tell you why
Cause I can quote every single line from Family Guy.
I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins.
Catch me on E-Bay bidding on Gene Roddenberry's brains.
I keep telling people I'm not that Numa Numa kid.
But I'm just pissed because he did it before I did.
Mixing up white Russians cause I wanna be The Dude.
I'm not a shut in, I'm just misunderstood.
Pixilated nudes got me feeling good.
I'm a nerd mo fo. Rude, brash, and crude.
