Natalie's Rap Lyrics & Tabs by The Lonely Island
Natalie's Rap
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We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Hello.
So, Natalie, what's a day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really want to know?
Please, tell us...
I don't sleep, motherfucker
Off that yak and that durban
Doin' 120 gettin' head while I'm swervin'
Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes' mouth like gushers, motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want, Natalie?
To drink and fight
What you need, Natalie?
What you want, Natalie?
To drink and fight
What you need, Natalie?
To fuck all night
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat
Till your shit's in my shoe
Leave you screaming
Pay for my dry cleaning
Fuck your man
It's my name that he's screamin'
I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model.
But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman, motherfucker
Drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat
And pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh, you die
And all the dudes
You know I'm talkin' to you
We love you, Natalie
I wanna fuck you, too
P is for Portman
P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun
So don't push me
Wow! Natalie... I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Really? Uh, such as?
When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
You gotta buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
Natalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!)
And I always pay for your dry cleaning
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)
And as for the drug use
Well, I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you, girl
Okie-doke. Natalie... one final question, if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it–
No more questions
What?!
