My Phone Lyrics & Tabs by Hank Green
My Phone
guitar chords lyrics
I didn't think it was for real
Or it could be such a big deal
That this hunk of silicon could save my life
But now i've seen what it can do
And after all that we've been through
I had to write a song all about why
It can do anything
It can even help me sing
And yes it helped me find my soulmate
It can be a lightsaber
Help me find out if my neighbour is a registered sex offender in my state.
Been bitten by a vampire bat?
Well there's an app for that
Been deployed into heavy combat?
Well there's an app for that
Well there's an app for that
Been deployed into heavy combat?
Well there's an app for that
In a fight with Yassar AraFat
There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
Cause my phone does everything
If I put it in my pants
Suddenly I can dance
And the ladies flock to me on the dancefloor
And the one that I take home invariably loves my phone
Too bad there's not an app for birth control
Are you bored at the laundromat?
Well there's an app for that
Been feeling like you're getting fat?
There's an app for that
Forgetting when to feed your cat
There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
'Cause my phone does everything
My finance application says I deserve a vacation
It fixed the economy in Greece
Steevie Jobs knows what he's doin
In my opinion he's a shoein for this years nobel prize for peace
You learning how to knit a hat?
Well there's an app for that
Your wife just gave birth to a cat?
There's probably an app for that
You wanna call your mom and chat?
Well actually service is kinda spotty out here so I'll, I'll just call here when I get into town.
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
and I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
Cause my phone does everything
And yes I mean everything
