My Old Boyfriend's New Girlfriend Lyrics & Tabs by Deirdre Flint
My Old Boyfriend's New Girlfriend
guitar chords lyrics
She looks good in black, she looks good in white
She looks good in Lycra, or anything tight
She looks good in earth-tones, she looks good in red
I think she'd look really good with a spike through her head
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
Knows Tai Chi and her legs are waxed
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
I gotta funny feeling he won't be coming back
Well when I first saw them together
I was more than surprised
She stood at five foot eight, blond hair and blue eyes
I said "I figured that he'd rebound with a bimbo after me"
They said "She's Harvard-educated in bio-technology"
"Well OK so she can add and she looks good in a skirt,
But she's a selfish little princess who treats him like dirt."
They said "She's Harvard-educated in bio-technology"
"Well OK so she can add and she looks good in a skirt,
But she's a selfish little princess who treats him like dirt."
They said, "She just bought him a Volvo, she cooks, she cleans,
She spent two years digging ditches with the Peace Corps in Baneen(?)"
"Well OK I'll give her that, but I bet their love life's flat"
They said, "She knows the Kama Sutra like the back of her hand."
I said, "Now playing the guitar - that's something I know she can't do."
I heard someone say, "You're right, but frankly neither can you."
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
Knows her way round the Red Sox stats
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
And female intuition tells me he won't be coming back
When I dumped his butt a month ago, he was supposed to pine away
Well he's looking pretty healthy
In fact each time I see him he gets better looking to me every day
Oh yeah!
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
There's no hope with a girl like that
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
And would you like to bet that he won't be coming back
Yeah she can parallel park without any hassle
She Fung Shui'd the whole Hearst castle
She runs a 10K in 30: 05 and all her Schrödinger's cats survive
She stopped a civil war in an Eastern Block nation
She found the fourth planet in the Virgo constellation
On her lunch break
With a magnifying glass
