My Favorite Pillow Chords & Lyrics by Rhett and Link
My Favorite Pillow
guitar chords lyrics
Intro: F Am A#m C
F
Do... do you remember back
Am
In middle school
A#m
When my trunks fell down
C
At the pool
F
Everyone laughed
Am
Except for you
A#m
You just let me hold you
C
In my bedroom
F
Our freshman year
Am
When Julie McKnight
A#m
Dumped me because of
C
My overbite
F
I cried all night
Am
All over you
A#m
You didn't seem to mind
C
My tears or my drool
F Am
I could always hold you tight
A#m C
[ My favorite pillow ]
F Am
So soft so cool on your other side
A#m C
[ My favorite pillow ]
F Am
In my eyes you've been nothing but classy
A#m C
But everybody's saying you're nasty
F Am
Full of fungus it can't be true
A#m C
Laden with bacteria, no, not you
F
But the thing that
Am
Did it did me in
A#m
I learned you're full of
C
Dust mite excrement
F
And those dead skin cells
Am
May be mine
A#m
But knowing what's in you
C
I can't sleep at night
F Am
We've been through both thick and thin
A#m C
[ Because you are a pillow ]
F Am
It's hard to say this is the end
A#m C
[ my favorite pillow ]
F Am
It's not me, it's definitely you
A#m C
[ I'll get a new pillow ]
F Am
You are a body fluid sponge and we're through...
A#m C
[ I'm getting a new you ]
