Mother of Pearl Chords & Lyrics by Nellie McKay
Mother of Pearl
guitar chords lyrics
Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl
Tabbed by - mushidebleh
G Am D7 G Am D7
Feminists don't have a sense of humour.
G Am D7 G Eb F
Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo)
G Am D7 G Em
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
Am D7 G Eb F
They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say...
Bb Cm7 F
Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!)
Eb F F# F
Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.)
Bb Cm7 F7
Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?)
Eb Bbm7 C
Can't these chicks do anything but whine?!
F
Dance break! :D
G Am D7 G
G Am D7 G
G Am D7 G Em
Am D7 G
Eb F
They say...
Bb Cm7 F
Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT,
Eb F F# F
equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!)
Bb Cm7 F
On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.)
Eb Bbm7 C
Won't these women ever get a life?
G Am D7 G Am D7
Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...)
G Am D7 G Eb F
Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!)
G Am D7 G Em
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
Am D7 Bm E7
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
Am D7 G
That's why these feminists just need to find a man.
I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message. :)