Miss America Chords & Lyrics by That Handsome Devil
Miss America
guitar chords lyrics
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Miss America - That Handsome Devil
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Tabbed by: Jon Levert
This is probably not a song you should whale chords on your acoustic guitar but
here are the chords to follow along
Cm7 8x888x Eb\Db 9x888x
B 7x987x Eb\B 7x888x
Eb x68886 Eb\Bb 6x888x
Gb x9(11)(11)(11)9
F x8(10)(10)(10)8
Intro\chorus
Cm7 B Eb Gb
F Gb Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb
Cm7
Tommy stutters comically
When he says a lot of things,
B
Mommy does the shopping,
Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,
Eb
He likes to try on mommy's things
Gb
With his hair up in her bobby pins
F
The neighbours very neighbourly
Gb
Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
F
I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
Gb
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7
Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
B
Drunk from the bar
Hit him with the front of his car
Eb
Drug him so far,
There was nothing but parts,
Gb
For hundreds of yards
F
Those thick damn power lines,
Gb
Will drive you out your mind
F
Edna sits in the shower sometimes,
For hours and cries,
Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
Gb
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7
Smoking softly but,
Mommy's body shook
B
Dropped the coffee cup
I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
Eb
Becca was a quiet girl
Behind the wheel
Gb
With a mouth full of diet pills
A couple beers
F
And some stuff for your sinuses
Dancing in the fire
Gb
Smashing all of the appliances
F
The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
Gb
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb
Middle America, We love you
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
Gb
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb
Miss America, We love you
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| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| B Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
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