Me and Mr. Jones Lyrics & Tabs by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Me and Mr. Jones
guitar chords lyrics
Mr. Jones knows The Stones
Rock 'n' roll
Is in his blood and in his bones
Shines his shoes
kicks some ass
Counts the booze
And laminates his pass
Does some wizz
Loves the biz
Your Eric Claptons
And your Nancys and your Sids
Mr. Jones helped me understand
The worthless piece of lowlife that I am
Changed the rules
Took control
The worthless piece of lowlife that I am
Changed the rules
Took control
Bribing the ref
And widening the goals
Mr. J's masterplan
Fifty ways to patronize the fans
Life is cheap, buy some now
Satisfy the sheep
Sacrifice the sacred cow
Born to boogie
Disco Tex
Mr. Groovy
The God of groupie sex
Born to boogie
Knows the Stones
The only thing in common
Between me and Mr. Jones
Verbal gymnastics can't help you now
We've got fifty tons plastic
We're gonna laminate your house
Born to boogie
Disco Tex
Mr. Groovy
The god of groupie sex
Born to boogie
Knows The Stones
The only thing in common
Between me and Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones
Supercool
while you were out
We were pissing in your pool
