Maxine Chords & Lyrics by Cosmo Jarvis
Maxine
guitar chords lyrics
Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine
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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
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INTRO:
C C C C F F F G [x3]
C C C C F
F F G
Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid
VERSE 1:
C C C C
I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you
F F F G
But you're screaming
C C C C
And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you
F F F G
But I'm dreaming
C C C C
Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me
F F F G
And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up
C C C C
I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard
F F F G
And I'm so fed up, so fed up
PRE-CHORUS 1:
Am G Em Am
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
Am G Em Am
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend
Am G Em Am
No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you
Am G Em Am
And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G [x2]
VERSE 2:
C C C C
I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore
F F F G
Cause it makes me tired
C C C C
And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy
F F F G
And I'm glad you're admired
C C C C
And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore
F F F G
I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
C C C C
And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.
F F F G
I'm sexually retarded.
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Am G Em Am
Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today
Am G Em Am
But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me
Am G Em Am
I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing
Am G Em Am
Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
SOLO:
Am G Em Am [x4]
PRE-CHORUS 3:
Am G Em Am
I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice
Am G Em Am
And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world
Am G Em Am
You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.
Am G Em A
I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
BRIDGE:
C C Dm C
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
G F
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
[x2]
