Mario 2 Lyrics & Tabs by The Adventures of Duane & Brando
Mario 2
guitar chords lyrics
Story: when mario opened a door after climbing a long stair in his dream, another world spread before him and he heard a voice call for help to be freed from a spell.
after awakening, mario went to a cave nearby and to his suprise he saw exactly what he saw in his dream.
push start.
im back in this bitch, throwin turnips an shit
this aint no doki doki panic, deal with it.
its super mario in the motherfuckin house
gonna blast the sunglasses off that bomb-throwin mouse.
yo mario, dont confuse me with john leguizamo
he didnt have a mustache but at least he got the hoes (like in the wrong foo)
i like the pest, and i really really like the clown from spawn.
but when they cast him as baby luigi that was wrong (that was just wrong, wrong.)
the princess is my character choice (come on)
but my valls are too big for me to rap in that voice
so i jump really high, take a jog in the sky
hit a POW block, throw a fuckin bird in your eye
anyway were on a mission to kill king wart
i heard a call for help, in my dream of course
and i woke up an saw the cave i seen in my sleep
thats what i get for countin sheep lets go.
im in a cave now, tearin the place down
with these bombs that i pulled out of the ground
L-L-Luigis in the cave too, that is the truth
P-Pullin bombs out the ground like dentists pullin out my tooth
R-R-Representin in this cave bringin down the r-roof(kaboom)
(i dont know anyone who plays as toad) now im leavin the cave its time to get on my way
headin to the birdo to save the day
ive defeated fry guy triclyde and clawgrip bitch
as i entered the bird head i clentched my fist...
i am a motherfuckin birdo, look at my face
i spit eggs motherfucker right into your face
im so hardcore i rhyme face with face
i rhymed face four times now get out of my face!
am i an ostro or a birdo? nobody knows
i eat orbs for breakfast, no milk mofo
the inside of me glows; you suck i blow
dont throw those black, ill shoot fire up your nose!
how the fuck you gonna try an burn my stache paisano?
ya tryin to make me look like john leguizamo?
have some unfertilied dinosaur ho!
take that shit hermaphrosaurus rex do the mario!
(swing your arms from side to side) oh wait, you cant thats right
"you red bowed weirdo; boys dont lay eggs!" i say as i throw the last one in your face!
king wart, pullin life support
i see you made it past all my cohorts
get ready for my bubbles, hold it right there
now its time to turn this dream into a scary nightmare!
i declare despaired; no ones life spared
well, leapin lasagna, you mean im dreamin right now?!
i thought it was real! either way your goin down!
i was wonderin why the princess wasnt takin this time!
eat your fuckin vegetables its time to die...
