Magical Mr. Mistoffeles Lyrics & Tabs by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Magical Mr. Mistoffeles
guitar chords lyrics
You ought to ask Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
The original conjuring cat
There can be no doubt about that
Please! Listen to me. And don't scoff
All his inventions are off his own bat
There's no such cat in the metropolis
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing surprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees conjuring turn
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
He's quiet, he's small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from the pack
He's equally cunning with dice
He's aways decieving you into believin'
He's only huntin' for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fishpaste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think that it's merely misplaced
You've seen it one moment
But then it is gone!
But you'll find it next week, laying out on the lawn
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Presto!
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
His manner is vague and aloof
And you would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice can been heard on a roof
While he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
While he was about on the roof
At least we all heard that somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof
And of his singular magical powers
I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
While he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago
This phenomal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Magical!
And not long ago
This phenomal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well, I never,
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
I give you
The magical
The marvelous
Mr. Mistoffelees
