Jackass in a Can (From "Galavant") Lyrics & Tabs by Cast of Galavant
Jackass in a Can (From "Galavant")
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Your average knight in armor is utterly the pits
His ego's so humongous that his helmet barely fits
He wear 2 tons of padding and thinks he's quite the man
He's nothing but a Jackass in a fancy metal can
A Jackass in a can
There's nothing worser than
Some high-and-mighty jackass in a can
There's all that fame and glory?
The smell though, not so great
And then those big long lances
Yeah, to overcompensate
The glamour, and swagger?
Yeah, really not a fan
He's quite a-
Major dilweed
Yeah, really not a fan
He's quite a-
Major dilweed
In a fancy metal can
A dilweed in a can
There's nothing lamer than
A condescending dilweed in a can
And who does all the planning? (yeah)
Who does all the work? (true)
Who gets no vacation, not one pay rise, not one perk? (good point)
Who's third-rate insurance comes without a dental plan?
Your average humble squire?
Not the meathead in a can
Jerkface in a can
There's nothing sadder than
Some over-muscled, shauvenistic, self-indulgent, egotistic
Stingy, prissy, narcissisy
Jackass in a can!!!
Oh my god, that's me.
