Invasion of the Flat Bootie Bitches Lyrics & Tabs by Too $hort
Invasion of the Flat Bootie Bitches
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Yeah that's right gonna flash back to 1983
I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you niggas even started rappin'
1983, Too Short word for word
Like this baby, invasion of the flat booty bitches
A nigga like me I know what's up
I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's okay if she got cash
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
I'll tell 'bout a day that I had seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I woke up early felling right do the same damn thing every day of my life
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
I'll tell 'bout a day that I had seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I woke up early felling right do the same damn thing every day of my life
'Cause every morning you know I get a good blow job
From a real fine bitch strokin', smokin', Sir Too Short
Thinking about the day before 30 minutes after I rolled out
I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of butt, she sucked my dick
And then we fucked, that good tight pussy
I couldn't pass a light-skinned freak with so much ass
At 1 p.m. I was fuckin' away I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself every bitch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself, "I must need glasses" where's them bitches with
The big round asses me and me homie just wanna be tough
Bring two bitches then switch 'em up it was 3: 35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different bitch waiting on the bus someone
Was walking me and my homie just started talking
I said, "Homie she looks good" he said, "That ass is flat as wood"
I said, "What about baby in the black" and he said, "Short she's all that"
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Every single day of the week for every nigger living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed why not get fucked and get some head
'Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked I just need one with a lot of butt
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin' flat booty bitches took over
Oakland I told my homie, "I hate to say all the bitches with ass
Stay home today" and he said, "Short what now" put the pedal to
The metal and hit the beat town I thought them bitches out there
Was fine but the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
We hit the beat town like Oakland players I knew it bitchs was
Everywhere the first one had tities so fat but that don't work her
Ass was flat the second bitch was flat too talked about the bitch like a
Muthafuckin' fool, I said beyotch I know I'm capin' where's your ass
Baby what happened? She turned around caped back on me said
"Fuck you nigga where's your teeth" I dam near fell jummping out
The car but I slapped that and slapped her hard my homie said
"Short we got's to cut" but I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt
We parked the car and took a walk I saw another bitch a I had to talk
I said, "Baby, baby, baby come here yeah you baby with the
Long long hair" baby came over from across the street standing on
The corner talking to me I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass shit and I was ready
To go we was rollin' back to the o'I told that bitch, "I changed my mind"
She looked at me and she said, "Why?", I said, ‽I'm Sir Too Short
The Oakland player I'm not one of them niggaz who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty but not with you and your flat bootyâ€
In the Berkley town what did we find freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in I'm glad that shit never happened again
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
The invasion is on
That's that old school '83
Still pimpin' baby Short dog
You know I can't stay away from this game
