I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up Lyrics & Tabs by Paul and Storm
I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up
guitar chords lyrics
You think you're so smart
You think you're so cool
Because you won big,
when the divorce judge ruled
He said sell the house,
give the money to you
But you haven't won yet,
guess what I'm gonna do?
People say that it's dumb
And I'm an unbalanced man
But the logic is clear (unbalanced man)
In my fool-proof plan - as follows
I'm gonna blow myself up,
so you don't get what you want
And I'm gonna be dead,
I'm gonna blow myself up,
so you don't get what you want
And I'm gonna be dead,
so you'll feel really bad
And you'll wish that you've been
a little nicer to me
It's the perfect solution
I heartily recommend it (we recommend it)
for every slight and intrusion
and every time you're offended (looks like we planned it)
Your boss is a jerk?
A long line for one clerk?
You can't find your keys?
Nothing good on TV?
Just blow yourself up
Kids won't do their chores? Just blow yourself up
The dog peed on the floor? Just blow yourself up
The waiter's taking too long? Just blow yourself up
Got no idea for a song? Just blow yourself up
