I Like Chinese Tabs & Lyrics by Monty Python

I Like Chinese

guitar tabs lyrics

Monty Python

Album : Monty Python Sings comedy PlayStop



...I LIKE CHINESE... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

(Spoken):

G
The world today,
Adim D
Seems absolutely crackers,
G
With nuclear bombs,
Adim D
To blow us all sky high.

G
There are fools and idiots,
Sitting on the trigger;
A7
It's depressing and it's senseless,
D
And that's why...

Verse 1:

G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
They only come up to your knees.
G E7
Yet they're always friendly,
A7 D7
And they're ready to please.

Verse 2:

G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
There's nine hundred million of them,
In the world today;
G E7
You'd better learn to like them,
A7 D7
That's what I say.

Chorus 1:

G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
They come from a long way overseas.
G E7
But they're cute and they're cuddly,
A7 D7
And they're ready to please.

Verse 3:

G
I like Chinese food,
A7
The waiters never are rude.
D7
Think of the many things,
They've done to impress;
G E7
There's Maoism, Taoism,
A7 D7
I Ching and chess.

Chorus 2:

G A7
So I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
I like their tiny little trees,
G E7
Their Zen their ping-pong,
A7 D7
Their Yin and Yang-ese.

Verse 4:

G
I like Chinese thought,
A7
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
D7
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
G E7
The Chinese will sur-vive us all,
A7 D7
With-out any doubt.

Chorus 3:

G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
They only come up to your knees.
G E7
Yet they're wise and they're witty,
A7 D7
And they're ready to please.

Chorus 4:

G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
Their food is guaranteed to please.
G E7
A fourteen, A seven,
A7 D7
A nine and ly-chees.

Chorus 5:

G A7
So I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
I like their tiny little trees,
G E7
Their Zen their ping-pong,
A7 D7
Their Yin and Yang-ese.

Chorus 6:

G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese...

(Fade)


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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G Adim D A7 D7 E7

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 xx2323 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 020100


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
([email protected])

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