I Hate Your Family Chords & Lyrics by Tripod

I Hate Your Family

guitar chords lyrics

Tripod

Intro:
C Csus

C G E7 F
I'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through my window

C G F
To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare,

C

yeah

C E7 F
The town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me,

Fmin G Dmin G
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you.


F G Amin G F
I wrapped my last gift and put the cellotape away,


Dmin G Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/G
Checked the answering machine


F G Amin G F
And in the distance, a choir sings

G
About the joy that Christmas brings

C G F
And it's making me feel blue,

C G F
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,

C E7 Amin G F
But it breaks my heart that that's the place I just can't be,

G F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E G C
Cause I hate your family.

C G
The day I met you,

E7 F
I knew you could get me through.

C G F C
When we're alone, my world is complete, you're all that I need.

C G
But when your family call,

E7 F
they shit me up the wall,

F G C
Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed.

G F
And it's making me feel blue,

C G F
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,

C E7 Amin G F
But I'd rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree,

G
Cause I hate your family.

Dmin G
The night I first met them,

Amin G F
The dog was drunk,

Dmin G Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/G
And your father threatened me with a knife.

F G
Your sister showed me

Amin G F
Her collection of eels,

G C G
And what she did then will stay with me for life.

F F F/G F F/G F F/G G
And it's making me spu,

C G F
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,

C E7 Amin G F
But I'd rather drink a tumbler full of walrus wee,

G
Cause I hate your family.

C G F
With your brother doing dick tricks at the table,

C G F
I can't believe your mum asked me to play spin the bottle.

C E7 Amin G D7
Yeah I'd rather be enclosed in a box of killer bees,

C E7 Amin G D7
Yeah I'd rather be attacked by giant chimpazees,

C E7 Amin G F Fmin
Yeah I'd rather wear a suit designed by Jenny Keye

C G F
Your mum is dumb

C G F
And your dad is mad

G C F F/G F F/G F F/G G
And that's why I'm so sad


Spoken Part:
C G F (repeat as many times as desired)

G C