Hyakugojyuuichi 2003 Chords & Lyrics by Lemon Demon
Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
guitar chords lyrics
D
Hey you, sit down and listen
(D)
Don�t be flippant and don�t be dismissin�
(D)
Think you�re a Flash encyclopedia?
(D)
Eating, breathing Macromedia
(D)
Think you�re cool sayin� �All Your Base�?
(D)
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
(D)
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
A Ab G
Animutation�s where it�s at
CHORUS:
F#7 Bm
Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
G D
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
F#7 Bm
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
G D
Just take it from me, MC NC
F#7 Bm
You won�t believe your eyes, you�ll go insane
G D
I mean, what�s up with that plastic plane?
F#7 B
You�re an idiot if you disagree
G D
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
D A
...
D
If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
A
What�s the significance of Mr. Bean?
D
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What�s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
A AbG
But nobody cracks this Animutation
D
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
A
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
D
Your name is Bob, you�re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
A F#7
he smelled like an orangutan�s old apartment
B G
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
D
He looks dead, he�s full of lead,
F#7 Bm
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
G D
and he also seems to be missing his head
F#7 Bm
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
G D
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
F#7 Bm
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
G D
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?
D
Hey, don�t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
A
You sat and whined while I took the cup
D
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
A Ab G
cuz it�s the only way you�ll be employed
F#7 Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G D
Everyone knows I�m the ultimate master
F#7 Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G D
Everyone else is a walking disaster
F#7 Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G D
Think you�re fast? Well I know I�m faster!
F#7 Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G D
Everyone knows I�m the ultimate master
D A
..
D
Weeeell I�m Shmorky! Eatin� PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl� She�s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!
F#7
Bong Bong Bing Bing
Bm
I get paid to play with my thing!
F#7
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
Bm
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno�s CHIN!
F#7
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bm
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
Em A Ab G
And I can�t think of anymore to say
CHORUS:
F#7 Bm F#7
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
Bm F#7
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
Bm
IT�S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
Em A D
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I�LL PLAY THE GUITAR
(D) A D
It�s Steve�s Adventure!
(D)
one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero�s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying �Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.�
(D)
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
A
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
D
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
A
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
D
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
A
I need tea for two, how about you,
D
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
A
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser
F#7 Bm
Props to Neil, he�s the real deal
G D
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
F#7 Bm
He�s the computer geek who doesn�t shower for a week
G D
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
F#7 Bm
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
G D
He�s an online semi-celebrity you'll never forget
F#7 Bm
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
G D
His seizure inducing flag says �Mr. Gahbunga�
D A
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
D A Ab G
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!
D
There you have it, that�s the game
151 we can all be the same
I�m sure that it�s been appetizing
A
with all the subliminal advertizing
D
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-
A
power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi
