Hurt Feelings Tabs & Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords
Hurt Feelings
guitar tabs lyrics
Capo on 3, but without capo:
Em => Gm
C => Eb
G => Bb
D => F
Em C G D
Some people say that rappers don�t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We�re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we�re not rappers.)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We�re vincible. (We�re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!
Em
I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
C
Try to keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
G
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
D
Nobody compliments the meal
Em C G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
D
No one even mentions my casserole.
Em C G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
D
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
Em
Here�s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
C
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
G
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
D
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies� size
Em C G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
D
I�m not gonna wear a ladies� wetsuit I�m a man!
Em C G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
D
Get me a small man�s wetsuit, please
Em
It�s my birthday, 2003
C G
Waitin� for a call from my family
D (mute)
They forgot about me
Em C G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
D
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
Em
I call my friends and say, �Let�s go into town,�
C
But they�re all too busy to go into town
G
So I go by myself, I go into town
D
Then I see all my friends, they�re all in town
Em C G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
D
They�re all lined up to watch that movie �Maid in Manhattan.�
Em
Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
C
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
G
Have you ever been told you�re mediocre in bed?
D
Have you ever been told you�ve got a weird-shaped head?
Em
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
C
Once again, they forgot about J
G
Were you ever called �homo� �cuz at school you took drama?
D
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Em C
Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
G
I�m crying tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper
