House Party Lyrics & Tabs by The Midnight Beast
House Party
guitar chords lyrics
Sir Paxman's drunk?
How-how drunk is he? I mean, normal drunk or Hugh Edwards drunk?
Aw, Ma- I'm gonna have to go.
Just use the taser.
Fellas! Welcome! Come on in, don't be shy!
Now then, let me see... MCA? Ad-Rock? Mike D?
That's the Beastie Boys, we're The Midnight Beast-
Brilliant, brilliant. Well, ah, welcome to NewZ, sixteen to twenty-fourZ.
It's a brand new venture. It's about getting the youth involved in news gatherings.
Have you guys been offered a coffee yet?
No, I'd like to-
Brilliant. Well, Andy here's been going over your numbers, and you guys are testing fantastically with...
16 to nearly 17 year old demographic.
Yeah. Those are the guys we're after, okay, we want them getting out and voting.
But you can't vote until you're-
16 to nearly 17 year old demographic.
Yeah. Those are the guys we're after, okay, we want them getting out and voting.
But you can't vote until you're-
Great stuff. That's where you guys come in.
Well we thought we'd-
FASCINATING STUFF. Let's watch the video and we'll have a bit of a chat about it later.
We are the TMB party
It's election time for an election rhyme,
Vote for us and you'll be just fine!
We'll welcome you with the cheese and wine,
Or kill your kids if you decline.
We have some things to promise you,
We're making buses baby blue,
Red's so last year and as for Big Ben? It's time for you to join 2010!
Gordon Brown can't break it down.
David Cam can't do the running man!
Who's the other one?
I think it's Nick Clegg?
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg
Nick Cleggy in the house.
We are the TMB party,
Come on come on come on f*ck around with me.
We are the TMB party,
Come on come on to our house party.
We are the TMB partay.
We're the only party that has a DJ.
Who's in the house?
We're in the house,
We in the house of Parliament.
Don't mind spending taxpayer's monies -
We'll buy cars, cigars and hot honeys.
I could have a moat around my estate,
We could sit around, have a mass debate.
The Prime Minister, ever so sinister,
Words like a trigger, I'm verbally bigger but
Not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch,
The taxes I munch and the credit I crunch.
I'm the chancellor of the exchequer.
I write cheques to make things better.
If you do wrong I'll write you a letter.
Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
Got a second house in the Grand Canaries.
If you got probs then bitch be wary,
I could put you in the obituaries.
We are the TMB party,
Come on come on come on f*ck around with me.
We are the TMB party,
Come on come on to our house party.
We are the TMB partay,
We're the only party that has a DJ.
Who's in the house?
We're in the house,
We in the house of Parliament.
Who pays for houses like this?
You do.
Who likes picnics?
We do.
Who built this monstrosity of a Ferris Wheel?
Not us.
Rubbish is literally littering the streets.
Bin it.
TMB one. Litter nil.
We are the TMB party,
Come on come on come on f*ck around with me.
We are the TMB party,
Come on come on to our house party.
We are the TMB partay,
We're the only party that has a DJ.
Who's in the house?
We're in the house,
We in the house of Parliament.
W-we can't use this.
We asked you to make voting look cool,
And you're just getting people to vote for you.
But it's just a joke.
We can't be seen to endorse any political party. EVEN ONE WITH A DJ!
It's not a real party.
Right.
So why does it matter?
I can't answer that... which is why I'm AFRAID OF THIS!
Nobody leaves this room until after the election.
But that's in NINE DAYS!
One day.
That's in ONE DAYS!
Then perhaps... we'll have to eat... one of the Beastie Boys.
We're The Midnight Beast.
