High As Fuck Chords & Lyrics by Jon Lajoie
High As Fuck
guitar chords lyrics
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High as F#%K - Jon Lajoie
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Capo on 4th fret.
Verse:
C C/B AM G F G C G (Repeat over and over)
Bridge:
AM C/B C C/B AM (Repeat over and over)
Lyrics:
Have you ever watched the sun go down /
And you�re thinkin� bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You�re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self /
And your dog�s looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
Then you feel your heart bumping really fast /
And you�re convinced that you�re gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you�re on a chicken farm
The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
You say that�s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you�re scared because you think that they will know you�re high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
Finally you decide to go in the store /
But you�re so high you don�t know why you�re there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You�re walking home and your mouth is dry
Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
Thinking �bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship
I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what I�m gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
And I�m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don�t know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and do a search but people don�t sell porcupines on the Internet
And you say, �you know what world, you got me cornered again, I�m gonna roll another joint�.
Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
That were so old that they weren�t crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as fuck?
