Hicksville, Part 1 Lyrics & Tabs by Moosebutter
Hicksville, Part 1
guitar chords lyrics
It's been seven long years since I went crazy!
And the years 'fore that all seem a little hazy!
Well, I play my washboard and I keep singin'
And a'every time I see you my ears start ringin'
Oh Baby!
Well I sing like a badger and I dance like lightnin'!
If you see me in meh skivvies then you know it's kinda frightin'
If all I eat is chicken'n'molasses
then why are my intestin's always gasseous?
Oh I play me a cat-gut half a string fiddle
Just listen up all and I'll tell you all a riddle
If I'm the handsomest man ya ever saw,
then why do all the women try ta hit me in the jaw?
Please tell me!
Now that was the first part of our two song medley. Here comes our second song, I hope you enjoy!
then why do all the women try ta hit me in the jaw?
Please tell me!
Now that was the first part of our two song medley. Here comes our second song, I hope you enjoy!
(chorus) Will you love me truly darlin' till the day I die?
Will you love me if my face looks like a crusty old cow pie?
Will you love me in the mornin will you love me all night long?
Will you love me even if I sing this really stupid song?
Okay, that's good.
I didn't do much schoolin past the time that I was ten
And my family hasn't owned a book since President Nixon
And my car's out front on cinderblocks and my B.O. is strong
But I'm happy how I'm livin' cause I sing this stupid song.
Chorus
I may do my taxes wrong but I can sing this stupid song!
Alrighty.
Me and all my brothers go out huntin' for raccoons
In the woods and in the hollers by the shinin' of the moon
We don't worry if we lose our way or if our path goes wrong
We just dance around and sing out loud our really stupid song!
Chorus
Dancin in my leather thong singin out my stupid song!
Doi!
Tiles!
*pfft*
*gargles*
Now here comes a solo by my brother Zeke.
*high pitched warbling* (gotta get a tunic)
Good solo, Zeke. Now let's hear somethin' from...Cletus.
*panting, dois and yeahs* (gotta get a gluestick) (chorus)
Hit my skull, with a gong, I will sing a stupid song!
*dumb laughing*
Yeehaw!
Wanna see my rash?
Huff puff!
Rosebud.
Now my brother, Jimmy-John, is gonna play his stomach.
*bums, hoots, and stomach-playing* (something about a sandwich)
The simple life don't seem too wrong if you can sing a stupid song!
My brother plays a GOOOOOD stomach.
Chorus times four, fades at the end of the fourth.
