Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands Lyrics & Tabs by Defiance, Ohio
Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands
guitar chords lyrics
Take this
because you’re going to need it
just to fall asleep
on this most boring cruise.
The bearches are frozen and the islands are empty.
and the only ones left
are the captain and crew …
of Her Majesty’s Midwestern Islands.
But here I am
on Her Majesty’s Midwestern Islands.
So pull up a chair and get you some action.
There’s a man over there
who will gamble you down to the clothes off your back.
At the end of the week he comes collecting
and the only way off this boat
who will gamble you down to the clothes off your back.
At the end of the week he comes collecting
and the only way off this boat
is to hit the road.
Take the stray dog highway to the county poorhouse.
Oh, take me home.
I want to go home!
(Uh-oh) River is rising! There’s no time to argue! All hands on deck!
Someone left the phonograph on.
Surely, it will get wet -
and all of my records will be destroyed.
I’ll write them a letter, care of
Her Majesty’s Midwestern Islands
on Her Majesty’s Midwestern Islands.
