Happy Parody Lyrics & Tabs by Bart Baker
Happy Parody
guitar chords lyrics
I'm 41 but look like I'm 8.
32 pounds is how much I weigh.
My hat's so big you can see from space.
And this songs so overplayed it will drive you insane.
Cue awful dancing
Clap along if you love watching people who can't dance.
My style is tacky
I look like Smokey the bear in this ridiculous brown hat
This songs so crappy
that it's used by the army to torture people in Iraq
I'm so Unhappy
But you never know because I just did a shot ton of crack
I really owe Daft Punk and Robin Thicke.
'Cause without them I'd be irrelevant
You need to polish our dicks until they both shine
I really owe Daft Punk and Robin Thicke.
'Cause without them I'd be irrelevant
You need to polish our dicks until they both shine
But before that let's snort some blurred lines
We're way to happy
Clap along if your high and you just want to clap
We're way to happy
The only way to stand this song is to take ecstasy and do smack
Happy Happy Happy
apparently saying the same the word 90 times guarantees a smash
Happy Happy Happy
Holy sh it I love happiness please take all of my hard earned cash
I'm shaking now did so much so much speed
Have to make sure that I stay happy
so I can brainwash humanity
with this dumb song
and then sell more cd's
Stop I'm here to sue Pharrel
I'm a prosaic attorney
the whole world's happy
because of this godamn song
And are drugs sales are tanking
Freestyle police
Pharrel your under arrest for that fugly assume brown headpiece
But it's trendy
It's way to big for your head
You like an ad for Arby's
Guys stop arguing
Pharrel I got your tests back and found why your hat looks so big
You are shrinking
That's also why your voice sounds like a prepubescent kid
What are you saying
According to this chart you have 10 more seconds to live
Doc please help me
There's nothing that can be done say goodbye to your fake happiness
(End)
