Grandma's Cheese Lyrics & Tabs by Weebl's Stuff
Grandma's Cheese
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I got a crippled cow, it's easy to milk
I moisturise it's udders, now they feel like silk
The milk it produces goes into my cheese
It's not that taisty, but grandma's easy to please
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
We put it in tubes 'cause it's easy to squeeze
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
Available from Tesco's, Asda and Sainsburys
My cow's in a wheelchair
Which has benefits
It gives easy acces to the cowwy tits
We no longer let Grandma push the poor cow around
She just steals it's wheelchair and leaves the cow on the ground
It gives easy acces to the cowwy tits
We no longer let Grandma push the poor cow around
She just steals it's wheelchair and leaves the cow on the ground
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
We put it in tubes 'cause it's easy to squeeze
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
Available from Tesco's, Asda and Sainsburys
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
We put it in tubes 'cause it's easy to squeeze
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
Available from Tesco's, Asda and Sainsburys
"You treat that cow better, than me" Grandma claims
That's probably true but the reason is plain
Granny's oun milk turned bitter when she was scared by a fox
Now the cheese is only linked to Gran's name on the box
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
We put it in tubes 'cause it's easy to squeeze
Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
Available from Tesco's, Asda and Sainsburys
(Grandma's...) Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
(Grandma's...) We put it in tubes 'cause it's easy to squeeze
(Grandma's...) Grandma's cheese
Grandma's cheese
(Grandma's...) Grandma's cheese
(Cheese...) Available from Tesco's, Asda and Sainsburys
MMM, TAISTY!
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