Gone to Oregon Lyrics & Tabs by StarKid Productions
Gone to Oregon
guitar chords lyrics
Good mornin'
Good mornin'
We stand before the journey
that leads us all
to Oregon
to Oregon
A pioneer adventure
down the trail
to Oregon/Wisconsin
(speaking) Grandpa?
(speaking) What my legs hurt.
By Gods command we dare to land in-
-Wisconsin
(speaking) We're going to Oregon grandpa
(speaking) Well I wanta go to Wisconsin
-Wisconsin
(speaking) We're going to Oregon grandpa
(speaking) Well I wanta go to Wisconsin
The promised land will not wait for us
we leave our home with faith and trust
we'll find the place of our destiny
and spread our family seed
we'll find the place of our destiny
and spread our family seed
Now the show begins
Now our journey begins in the
eighteen hundreds
in a little city in Missouri
before we start you decide on the names of
all the people in our wagon party
You must decide who these pioneers are
are they carpenters or bankers
or leavin' their farm?
It's time to spin a personal yarn
Carefully choose each name
'cos this is more than a game
It's more than a game
Oh yeah it's more than a game
No two shows will ever be the same
My first pioneer will be President Polk
I know he'd be a good leader of the wagon
Good job now, dear that's what we're goin' for
you be extra careful not to kill 'im.
I think I would use
my mom and dads name of course
so I'll make sure they never get divorced
That might be too much information
but hey
it's great to have a personal connection
I would make my family rich
they'd be bankers from New York
Reggie, Jonny, Emily, Peter and Sue
their bank fell down, now their poor
That's great kids keep up the great work
Hey Grandpa what would your names be?
Oh lemme tell ya
Suck Some Dick and Hairytit and
Dr. Buttnugget
(Dialogue)
We are gone to Oregon
It's the greatest family vacation
It'll bring us together
couldn' think of nothin' better
Hey!
Time for some family fun
on the trail to Oregun
(Dialogue)
I'm Jack Bauer a farmer from
Illinois
All my skills will be useless on the trail
my beautiful family is countin' on me
At lotta pressure
I can't afford to fail
(Dialogue)
I'm Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of two
Could've been a banker, guess a farmer will do
Why did you get to choose?
(Dialogue)
Craphole, yeah that's me
I'm seven and I'm male
Mouthface is what my friends call me
I'm lookin' for love on the trail
Ew gross
I hope you're bit by a snake
I hope you break your back
Hey I found wild fruit
Pay attention dad
We gonna stop at the forts?
I forgot to shave
Did we bring enough food?
Can I write on Grandpas grave?
Everyone just behave
Because it's only a game
It's only a game
I guess it's only a game
The trail to Oregon is nothin'
but a game
We'll be there soon
in Oregoon
Honestly it beats milkin' cow tits
We could be in the kitchen
doin' somethin' with a chicken
But we couldn't give less of a crap
'Cos we're makin' it to Oregap
(Dialogue)
It's time to run to Oregun
It's too late to change the show now
You can go next door
and see somethin' professional
We wouldn' blame ya a bit
If you're sittin' through this Oreshit
We're broadway bound in Oregound
'cos there's no broadway in Chicago
Who will forget their name
and who will get the Youtube fame?
These are questions to ask
When you're playin' Oregask
It's more than a game
Life is really great
On the trail to Oregate
(End)
