Get Off Mi Couch Lyrics & Tabs by Chords
Get Off Mi Couch
guitar chords lyrics
I passed the point of no return about ann hour ago /
high as a kite tryin' to fight the party's out of control /
In the back turnin' up the volume knob as high as it goes /
in a place where beer is cheap and the speakers are about to explode /
don't ask me how I got here /
don't ask me how I'm gettin' home /
all I know is I'm fucked up and I wanna be left alone /
but earlier in the evening I was singin' a different tune /
listenin' to Mystikal twistin' a spliff or two, now /
my house is the hot spot that's the word on the streets /
and I got the bourbon in reach let's start disturbin' the peace /
let's start murderin' beats let's bring the world to her knees /
and for gods sake call up some ladies while I'm burnin' this weed /
Chorus:
HAHAHAHA HA the party's just getting started /
and for gods sake call up some ladies while I'm burnin' this weed /
Chorus:
HAHAHAHA HA the party's just getting started /
me and my squad are already fucked up and retarded /
HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body's full of hormones /
and I smell like eau-de-cologne /
Now, me and my squad took a little ride in the car /
straight to the club stormed the joint and headed right for the bar /
inside, duckin' and weavin' tryin' to hide from the guard /
fuck I ain't leavin' the place unless ther's a cipher involved /
so my man rushed to the bathroom and made it back in five minutes flat /
tapped my shoulder and displayed a spliff the size of a bat /
it's dark enough let's spark it up we don't have to go out /
we could sit back in the couch just chill and pass it around /
and while we're sittin' there like connoisseurs reclined in the sofa /
I saw two P.Y.T's starin' just tryin' to get closer /
I gave the lady a hit 'cause that's how a gentleman act /
then I got my hennessy back there goes the memory lapse /
Chorus:
HAHAHAHA HA the party's just getting started /
me and my squad are already fucked up and retarded /
HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body's full of hormones /
and I smell like eau-de-cologne /
Now it's 2: 30 in the mornin' and we're dancin' on the tables /
askin' all the ladies "wanna hit the afterparty later?" /
if so, meet me outside the door in forty minutes /
'cause Chords and women go together like abuse and foster children /
we gotta round up a cab or two 'cause the center is just down the avenue /
I got a room over there and the room's got a bed now dosen't that sound like a plan to you /
apparently my approach wasn't smooth enough /
she asked me who the fuck I was and said her man would chew me up /
next thing I know I'm in some house and alone /
some place where the beer is free and the speakers are about to explode /
don't ask me how I got here don't ask me how I'm gettin' home /
all I know is I'm fucked up and I wanna be left alone /
Chorus:
HAHAHAHA HA the party just died out /
can't get a busride now /
and I'm caught on some guys couch /
HAHAHAHA HA got stains on my baggy jeans /
blew a months salary but at least I got my nickle bag-o-weed
