Fat P (feat. Monster) Lyrics & Tabs by Janster
Fat P (feat. Monster)
guitar chords lyrics
Paz:
I'm on a mic at Jan's house
The keyboard here is as tiny as a mouse
The tunage is sweet and so is candy, yo
I like to play with yo-yos
Everything is cool as long as it's not a pool
My swim teachers were mean
So that made me lean
I'll bust a cap and then I'll take a crap
In the pool cause that's what makes me cool
I have a hat that most call a flag
You know what else, (shut up paz!)
You don't tell me to shut up during my song
Because I'll strangle you with a thong
You best stop telling me to shut up
You don't tell me to shut up during my song
Because I'll strangle you with a thong
You best stop telling me to shut up
Or else I will strangle you into a cup
You know they're dogs that they're really tiny
You know what else, you have no spiney
That is why you jump around
Because you like to act like a clown
And you know what else, this keyboard is cool
(Mwuahahahaha! Mwuahahaha! Mwuahahahaha!)
Stop that laughter, you're messing up my song
I don't like it when people mess up my song
You are owning, the song on your CD
You know what else, I am cool as you can see
Break it down, break it down
Take it Jan!
Jan:
Yo, my name is Jan and I am cool cause I am the mon
I don't know why but I never like to cry
Because I don't know how to die
And I am in the house and I am not a mouse
Aw, I suck at rapping
Paz:
No shit yo, your style ain't cool man
Hey, it's nothing like me
I'll bust a cap yo
It's almost time to wrap this gig up
But before I go I wanna say this one thing, shut up (yeah)
Now you don't mess with my rhymes because
Everytime you're singing you will see the cause
Of my mad rhymes, I get paid dimes
Everytime I spin a rhyme that gives me one dime (oh yeah)
I'll wrap it up right now, by saying one thing
My rap will punch you out pow
Yo, yo, yoooooooo
THE END!
