Elastic Heart Parody Lyrics & Tabs by Bart Baker
Elastic Heart Parody
guitar chords lyrics
Prepare to watch a vid so dumb
You'll be so grateful when it's done
Shia LaBeouf doesn't have much on
He looks like a half-naked dirty bum
And this little blonde girl is such a freak
With such an odd limber physique
The whole thing's just them in a cage
Doing this pedophile ballet
Hey creep get away!
I'm twelve you're twenty-eight!
No one's going to understand what this is
They're gonna think we're geniuses!
Your underwear's dirty
And smells really putrid
I'm method acting that's my shit
Good God you're so
Disgusting!
Sia why aren't you in this
Thing?
I don't appear in videos
Or face the audience at shows
Thing?
I don't appear in videos
Or face the audience at shows
Do you hate when folks watch you sing?
No it's a pretentious art thing
Besides i'd rather people watch this
You two dancing like idiots
Hey!
A mini-me but without boobs
And a creep whose beard looks like pubes
This does not seem legal!
This is art you asshole!
Who are you guys?
We are the FBI!
Put the twelve year old down now Shia
You're under arrest for dancing with a young child!
Hands up right now pedophile!
Don't arrest him
This was all my idea
Who the hell are you?
I am Sia
If this pedo video was made by you
I guess we will arrest you too!
There's no need to arrest me
I tweeted an apology!
