Disney Time Lyrics & Tabs by Amateur Transplants
Disney Time
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A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a big surprise
They turned on the Cartoon Network and couldn't believe their eyes
The animals on the cartoons had left the screens and escaped
They wandered the streets and they had adopted their natural states
Wasn't it grand? Wasn't it great?
When the cartoons all went and assumed their natural states
Mickey Mouse felt his vertebrae snap with his head caught in a trap
Eating that cheese and full of disease in his natural state
The day they all just discarded their anthropomorphic ways
They burst out the TV sets and they changed the way they behaved
Ermintrude the cow was sorry when back in her natural state
'Cos Damien Hurst had sliced her and put her up in the Tate
Their natural state, their natural state
Don't be upset but most of them met a grisly fate
Bugs Bunny spent his very last day in Laboratoires Garnier
Their natural state, their natural state
Don't be upset but most of them met a grisly fate
Bugs Bunny spent his very last day in Laboratoires Garnier
Feeling a bit cross testing out lip gloss in his natural state
His natural state
And Earthworm Jim he found himself in a fisherman's bait
Peter Rabbit and his friends got hit by Mercedes Benz
Like Mr Toad found dead on the road in his natural state
His natural state
Some of our friends met quite sticky ends on restaurant plates
Daffy Duck met the end to his days with an aromatic glaze
Nice crispy skin and topped with Hoi Sin in his natural state
They wound up beaten, chopped up and eaten in their natrual state
Each cartoon critter cooked in a fritter
Each animation fried up like bacon
When the cartoons all went and assumed their natural state
I used to read Asian Babes and Playboy
And Mayfair was alright
But nowadays I just masturbate
To the Lion King each night
I go and see every Disney movie
As soon as it's released
And when I'm randy I think of Bambi
And Beauty and the Beast
And when I'm lonely I think of Mowgli
That kid is pretty cute
Pinocchio, Dumbo, Finding Nemo
They always make me shoot
I also fancy the Little Mermaid
Aladdin and Snow White
But I prefer when I masturbate
To the Lion King each night
