Dirty Doreen Lyrics & Tabs by The Toy Dolls
Dirty Doreen
guitar chords lyrics
Hello?
Hello? Olga? It's Doreen
Do you fancy coming to celebrate
Me 84th birthday?
I'll put me stockings on
Dirty Doreen, what a pong
£2 pungent perfume on, ooee
O.A.P. ins stilettos
A fossil on the pill I chose, for me
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Aw, Dirty Doreen, am I mad?
She's the oldest hag I've had
It's true!
A senior citizen I saw
A slapper pushing 84, aaoo
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Doreen, Doreen
Dirty Doreen she prefers
Shopping at Ann Summers, ooee
False teeth and a vibrator
Lay beyond the bedroom door for me
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Doreen - Dirty Doreen...
Hey, Olga, that was lovely
