Dear Abby Chords & Lyrics by John Prine
Dear Abby
guitar chords lyrics
DEAR ABBY by John Prine
C F C
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long
C D G
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
C F C
My friends they all tell me, they're no friends at all
C F C
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
G F C
Signed Bewildered
CHORUS:
C F C
Bewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint
C D G
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
C F C
So listen up buster listen up good
C F C
Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
G F C
SIGNED Dear Abby
C F C
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks
C D G
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
C F C
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
C F C
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
G F C
Signed Unhappy
CHORUS: (unhappy)
C F C
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this
C D G
But my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss
C F C
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
C F C
But my stomache tells me to write you instead
G F C
Signed Noisemaker.
CHORUS: (noisemaker)
C F C
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought
C D G
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
C F C
We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze
C F C
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
G F C
Signed Just Married
CHORUS: (just Married)
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