Corgi Registered Friends Tabs & Lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit
Corgi Registered Friends
guitar tabs lyrics
Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Corgi Registered Friends
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed
INTRO
C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C
VERSE 1
Dsus2 - C
In the kingdom of the blind
Dsus2 - C
It's said the one-eyed man is king
Dsus2 - C
And in the kindom of the bland
Dsus2 - C
It's 9 o'clock on ITV
Dsus2 - C
I believe I've seen holograms
Dsus2 - C
With more substance than you
Dsus2 - C
Automatic doors
Dsus2 - C Dsus2
They don't open for you
CHORUS
F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
F Dsus2 F G
You meet up on a Monday with your Corgi registered friends
VERSE 2
C
You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'
Dsus2 - C
You'd like to go there one day
Dsus2 - C
When they've put up the gun towers
Dsus2 - C
To keep the hippies away
Dsus2 - C
December sees Kitzbuhel
Dsus2 - C
Clad in Lowe Alpine
Dsus2 - C
Your children are painfully soulless
Dsus2 - C Dsus2
Ralph's in Brize Norton
CHORUS
F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
F Dsus2 F G
Doing Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends
WHISTLE SOLO
e|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|--5--5-6--8--8---|--6-5-6-8-5----|--5--5-6--8--8---|----8-6--5---------|
G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
e|--8--8-8-7-7----|--5-5-5-5-------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|----------------|------------8---|--5--5-6--8--8---|-----8-6--5--------|
G|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
GUITAR SOLO
F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------0---0-2----2-0---0---------------------------|
D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------|
A|----12\---0--2--3------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------|
VERSE 2
C
For sale: gym equipment
Dsus2 - C
But now your jeans are too tight
Dsus2 - C
Amanda Burton on autopilot
Dsus2 - C
Is all you need each night
Dsus2 - C
I wear a tolerance robe
Dsus2 - C
I have the patience of Job
Dsus2 - C
But when I hear you wife's silly giggling
Dsus2 - C Dsus2
At Ann Summers parties
CHORUS
F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
F Dsus2
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
F Dsus2 F G
Going to medieval banquets with your Corgi registered friends
CODA
Stick this in your Volvo
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---5--5-3-0-3-0----------------------------------------------------|
D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------|
A|-3------------------5-5-4-3----------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
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