Christmas Is Interesting Chords & Lyrics by Jonathan Coulton
Christmas Is Interesting
guitar chords lyrics
I was looking for this song and couldn't find it on the site. Eventually I found
it on Coulton's wiki page, and thought I could put it here in cause anyone was looking for it.
- JacobTheMe
Originally transcribed by unmodisch
Intro is D & G
"Crazy JoCo Edim7" is xx2323
D G D
You have put on your feety pajamas
G A D
It's time for a long winter's nap
G A F#m Bm
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
Em A
He wants you to sit on his lap
D G D
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
G A Bm
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
Em A
He says he can't stay
F#m Bm Em
Cause he's got a long way to go
A Crazy Joco Edim7
And it's starting to rain
G A
Christmas is interesting
D
Like a knife in your heart
Em A
Christmas is interesting
D
How it tears you apart
G A
Christmas is interesting
D
Like a stick in your eye
Em (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting
A
That it might make you cry
D G D
So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
G A D
Maybe you're a train with square wheels
G A F#m Bm
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
Em A
Now you know how Jesus feels
D G D
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
G A D
His mansion is lonely and cold
G A F#m Bm
He can't remember a pleasant December
Em A Edim7
When he wasn't tired and old
G A
Christmas is interesting
D
Like a knife in your heart
Em A
Christmas is interesting
D
How it tears you apart
G A
Christmas is interesting
D
Like a stick in your eye
Em (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting
A
That it might make you cry
D G D
So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
G A D
You once had a wonderful life
G A F#m Bm
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
Em A
You yelled at your favorite wife
D G D
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
G A D
He comes to make you feel brave
G A F#m Bm
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
Em A Edim7
And a finger that points at your grave
G A
Christmas is interesting
D
Like a knife in your heart
Em A
Christmas is interesting
D
How it tears you apart
G A
Christmas is interesting
D
Like a stick in your eye
Em (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting
A
That it might make you cry
