Caulk the Wagon Lyrics & Tabs by StarKid Productions

Caulk the Wagon

guitar chords lyrics

StarKid Productions

Album : The Trail to Oregon! wrock PlayStop

(McDoon: Now all we gotta do is float our wagon down the great Columbia River to that new life together
Mouthface: How are we supposed to float a wagon? It's a wagon!
McDoon: Oh, childbride!)

We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die!
(Mouthface: But I don't wanna die!
McDoon: That's why)
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die!
(Mouthface: Yeah, and how are we supposed to do that?)
Well, do you see that ox?

Until the day we die!
(Mouthface: Yeah, and how are we supposed to do that?)
Well, do you see that ox?
(Ahuh)
He's an ox of course
(Yep)
And he took us down the trail
But his time is up, 'cause he won't help us
Unless he grows a sail
His time is up, unless he grows a sail
His time is up
He didn't grow a sail
So we'll chop him up, remove his guts
And grind up all his hooves
Then we'll mix it up into a pulp
And spread it on like glue
We'll chop him up and make him into glue
Your caulk is up
this ox has died for you
(Mouthface: Why don't we just build a raft?
McDoon: Uh, cause that takes weeks of labor and chopping up wood! You wanna chop up all that wood, Mouthface?
Mouthface: No.
McDoon: Ok, then!)
Now spread the caulk on thick
To seal out the water
Now blow on it real quick
It has a real strange odor
Why did we leave home in the first place?
I'm springin' leaks all over my face
A higher power steers me true
Now let me do the same for you
I see this trip has taken its toll
Now let me fill your holes
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day you die
(Cletus: Now that's how you caulk a wagon!
McDoon: Now we're gonna push it off on the count of three
One
Two
Three, we're off!)
Until the day we die
Caulk the wagon
Caulk the wagon
Caulk the wagon
(Oh goddammit!)

Like us on Facebook.....
-> Loading Time :0.0056 sec