Blarney Stone Chords & Lyrics by Ween
Blarney Stone
guitar chords lyrics
G
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
D G
If I pull out the Claymore you're shit out of luck
G
Who's that girl? That pretty young thing
D G
After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing
G Em D G D G
Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
G Em D G D G
Aye aye aye -- The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice, she was young pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Got oooze in my pores, my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears, but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in my bladder, got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said
Aye aye aye -- Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
