Blank Space Parody Lyrics & Tabs by Shane Dawson
Blank Space Parody
guitar chords lyrics
My girlfriend got into my car,
Told me to listen to her new CD.
What the fuck are you smoking,
Do I look 14?
"No, trust me.
It's so great.
I'm totally #Teamtaytay.
Come on just give it a play."
Later on I dropped her off.
She left her new Taylor CD.
So I decided to put it on.
What's the worst that could happen?
Oh my God,
What a sick beat.
Her voice sounds so soft and sweet.
Oh my God,
What a sick beat.
Her voice sounds so soft and sweet.
All these lyrics are relating to me.
I can listen to this til' my life ends.
So I listen while I'm lifting,
She gives me energy.
And I listen in the shower,
When I'm making love to me.
I listen when I'm hurting,
Her ballads are everything.
It's like I'm never lonely,
Like she's my best friend.
She's always tweeting,
Inspirational quotes.
And then I read them,
At the time I need them most.
I think about her when I'm,
Having sex with my girlfriend.
Because she is my soulmate.
"What?"
I've gotta make a plan.
1st I have to get rid of my current girlfriend.
I have to make it look like it was an accident like,
Hey Lisa,
Get in here quick.
Your dog is barfing, I think it's sick.
Oh no there is so much blood.
(Gasps)
(Whispers)
Now I don't have a girlfriend.
Hey Taylor, here I come.
I got your address, thanks to GoogleMaps.com.
I've got your favorite flowers.
A tattoo of your name.
I hope you feel the same baby,
Cause I'm on my way.
Oh, you look so cute up in your bedroom.
Oh, I can't wait to be up their with you soon.
"Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you?"
Sure, smell these flowers.
Don't you think they smell good?
(Stabbing sounds)
(Whispers)
Now I'm opening the front door.
I think I smell her scent.
Now I'm checking out the nicknacks.
(Gasps)
We both like Titanic.
And then I here a loud scream.
I turn around and I see,
It's my beautiful Taylor.
Tay-lor, it's me.
Then she runs away screaming.
Lol, she's so funny.
She locks herself in the bathroom.
guess we're playing Hide-&-seek.
Oh, silly Taylor, baby,
I can hear you breathe.
Hey, remember your hit song,
'You Belong With Me'?
So she runs to the bedroom.
She's playing hard to get.
I get destracted by the closet.
She looks so pretty in red.
Hey Taytay, can you wear this,
The first time we make love?
Just give me a kiss, baby.
You'll feel the same.
Hugh, I didn't feel a connection, did you?
"No!"
What? Weird.
Cause I was thinking, I was thinking we were gonna, you know. But, well.
Just one more thing.
I guess I was all wrong.
Maybe we're not soulmates.
I miss read the situation,
I have another destiny.
I'm not supposed to be with her,
I'm supposed to be her.
But, I can't be her.
So I'll just wear her face.
(Gasps)
