Bethlehemian Rhapsody (Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody") Lyrics & Tabs by ApologetiX
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody")
guitar chords lyrics
Is This A Real Guy Is He Just Fantasy
'cause Of His Grand Size, No Ones Safe From Fatality
Open Your Eyes, Look Up At Goliath, And See:
I'm Dressed For War Boys, I Need No Infantry
Because I'Ll Meet The One You Propose
Israelites, Pick My Foe
Anyway, I'Ll Win, So It Doesn't Matter To Me
Mama, There's Still No Man Who Can Come Against This Threat
You Might Figure Now We're Dead
Mama, Goliath Is Testing Us
And Know He's Gonna Know They're All Afraid
Mama, He's A Mean And Crazy Guy
He'll Come Back Again This Time Tomorrow
Daring Us, Scaring Us- Cause He Wants To Meet In Battle
Hooray! My Time Has Come
He'll Come Back Again This Time Tomorrow
Daring Us, Scaring Us- Cause He Wants To Meet In Battle
Hooray! My Time Has Come
Been A Shepherd All My Life-but I'm Taking On This Giant
Goodbye, Everybody But Not For Long
God Will Lead Me All The While I Face This Brute
C'mon (david You're A Whimp Though) I'm Not Gonna Die
The One Who Wins My Battle Is Lord Over All
I See A Little Silly Shepherd, Not A Man
What Are You Trying To Prove You'll Be Chewed Up And Mangled!
Send A Boy To Fight Me A Very Very Tiny Flea!
Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna Die You Big Galoot!
I'll Kick Your Butt!
I Trust The Lord But Nobody Trusts Me
He Trusts The Lord But Suffers From Insanity
Daring To Fight Gaist This Monstrosity
Evil Comes, Evil Goes- You Will Get Deposed
I Will Not, No! I Will Not Get Deposed
Yes, You Will (repeat) Your Head Will Roll
No, No, No, No, No, No, No!
Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a! Let The Eagles Pick Your Bones
Beelzebub And His Devils Gonna Fight For Me For Me For Me
So You Think You Can Scorn Me And Spit On My Tribe
So You Think You're Above Me Just Based On Your Size
Oh, Baby. You Ain't Just Duelin David
Youe Gonna Get It Now- Cause Godll Win My Battle Here
Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!
Guys I'm Really Flattered-yet It Wasn't Me
God Wins Every Battle- God Wins Every Battle For Me
David Will Be King Soon
