Beer Muscles Lyrics & Tabs by Scatterbrain
Beer Muscles
guitar chords lyrics
[Nieder / Christ]
I go out, I have a beer to start the night
I have some more, I feel alright!
Hey Bartender, double whiskey here we go
Yo make that a triple I can't say no
Feeling good and getting happy
I just got to smile
A real good mood and I'm one cool dude
'Cause I got cat class and style
Yeah move out to the floor
I gotta dance and sing
Baby I'm the king
I've feeling smarter, quicker, stronger
Feelin' oh so fine
Back up to the bar where the world I'd mine
I've feeling smarter, quicker, stronger
Feelin' oh so fine
Back up to the bar where the world I'd mine
Ta-ta-tequila, see that girl I got to feel her
All the girls in here want me
And I intimidate the guys
They're scared of me
Check it out - I might look like flabby
Little girlie man but I work out
1 lift, 2 drink: Beer Muscles!
Live and drink and keep it up: Beer Muscles!
List your liquor drink it down
You've got to learn
Pump those beer muscles baby - feel the burn
Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!
Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!
I'm all pumped up and my work - out's done
Back into the crowd I'm gonna have some fun
Moving' - groovin', like a Cadillac I cruise
I'm gonna get myself a woman
Anyone I choose
Hey Babe! Hey Babe! I know what you like
Come on, let's go: Whatcha mean no!
Are you some kind of dyke?
Ooooow! She hit me in the head!
Ooooow! She hit me in the head again!
I got up off the floor
I said you want some more?
I was ready to beat everybody
They were lucky that the bouncers
Threw me out of the door.
Check it out - I might look like flabby
Little girlie man but I work out
1 lift, 2 drink: Beer Muscles!
Live and drink and keep it up: Beer Muscles!
List your liquor drink it down
You've got to learn
Pump those beer muscles baby - feel the burn
Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!
Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!